Here are some verses to put on your football decorations:Cliques:
As screwed up as a football bat, Bread and butter play, A hole big enough to drive a truck through!
Quotes:
Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental. -Doug Plank
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best. - Alan Shearer
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd. - Johnny Giles
Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. - Gale Sayers
When in doubt, punt! - John Heisman
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. - Barry Sanders
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. - Archie Griffen
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. - Frank Gifford
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Duffy Daugherty
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Theismann
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Heywood Hale Broun
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. - Sue Lawley
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. -Dan Birdwell
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. -Erma Bombeck
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? -Jim Bouton
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team. -George Raveling
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. -Phyllis Diller
Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. -Anonymous referee, explaining his job
There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. -Alfred Hitchcock
Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. -Jock Sutherland When it comes to football, God is prejudiced - toward big, fast kids. -Chuck Mills
Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. -Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? -Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best. - Alan Shearer
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd. - Johnny Giles
Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. - Gale Sayers
When in doubt, punt! - John Heisman
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. - Barry Sanders
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. - Archie Griffen
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. - Frank Gifford
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Duffy Daugherty
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Theismann
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Heywood Hale Broun
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. - Sue Lawley
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. -Dan Birdwell
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. -Erma Bombeck
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? -Jim Bouton
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team. -George Raveling
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. -Phyllis Diller
Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. -Anonymous referee, explaining his job
There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. -Alfred Hitchcock
Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. -Jock Sutherland When it comes to football, God is prejudiced - toward big, fast kids. -Chuck Mills
Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. -Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? -Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard. -Theodore Roosevelt
